Are You In The Right Headspace To See A Picture of Timothée Chalamet That Could Hurt You?

Timothée Chalamet is hot, like too hot. With his tousled hair, perfectly symmetrical face, and jawline carved by Michelangelo himself—it’s no wonder fans can’t help but fawn over the heartthrob-of-the-moment.

But my fawning came to an screeching halt this morning when one (1) new photo of Chalamet was released.

Disclaimer: The image you are about to see will shock you. Discretion advised.

2020 National Board Of Review Gala

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Last night, Timothée attended the 2020 National Board Of Review Gala in a sharp, white Stella McCartney suit and little hairs scattered along the top of his lips like flakes of a croissant leftover on your face after breakfast. Or what others call a goatée.

Personal disgust aside, Twitter seems to support Chalamet’s new face mullet.

And it could be argued that the Little Women star isn’t afraid to switch up his look. In the movie The King, which he starred in alongside Robert Pattinson and Lily-Rose Depp, Chalamet chopped off his curly locks into a bowl cut.

But this?? I don’t know about those little hairs. Will men stop at nothing to make themselves unattractive?

The goatée can go, stat. You’re better than this, Tim.

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